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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

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How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

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What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

What kind of snake is good at math?

An adder.

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What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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What are Mario's pants made of?

DENIM DENIM DENIM

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim