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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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Who might you be?

I AM THORRRR!!!" His horse perks up and says "Well, then wear a thaddle thilly."

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

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What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

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What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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What do you call a basin full of denim?

A gene pool!

What are Mario and Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim, denim, denim.