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How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

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What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

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How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

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How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

What did the skunk use to contact his girlfriend?

His smellular phone!

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What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.