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What exactly is that?

Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!