How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.

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Why is the next Windows version 10?

Because 7 8 9

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.

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What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish!

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

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What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.

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Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.