How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.

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Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

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Where do ants keep their armies?

In their sleevies

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

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How many ants can you fit inside an apartment?

Ten-ants!

What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

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What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

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How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it