What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

What was the ambulance saying when they were carrying Satoru Iwata?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss