What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you identify a baboon?

Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!

How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

Why didn't the man go to dat place?

Cuz dis-place-ment a lot to him.

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

They went on stroke.

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required