What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.

How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man

Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did on western cheese say to the other?

You gouda bounty on your head. You cheddar be here when I get back.

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How much for the Ice Cream Scoop?

Ma'am, that's a Shovel.

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!