What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

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Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

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What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

A rhetorical answer

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

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What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

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What do you calla judge with no thumbs?

Justice fingers

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.