What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

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What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

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Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!

What's the definition of "de javu"?

Jokes on

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Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

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What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

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Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip