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What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

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Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.

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What's so unfunny that it's funny?

An anti-joke.

What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

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Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

Why do men like blonde jokes?

Because they can understand them.

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What do you call a political conservative woman who is required to always be there?

Amanda Tory

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

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What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.