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What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

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What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

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Why is this joke bad for the environment?

Because it wasn't recycled.

Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?

The corniest ones.

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What did Peyton say to his younger brother when he didn't understand him?

Eli5

What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

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What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.

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What should we call the big finger?

Thumb' seems as good as any." "Impressive. What about this smallest one " "PINKY!" "............."

What do you calla judge with no thumbs?

Justice fingers