What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

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Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

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What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

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What did one deodorant say to the other?

I can't understand you, your axe scent is too strong.

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

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Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

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What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!