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What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

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Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

Where do Orcish cows go to hang out?

Moooooooo*rdor.

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What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so.

How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

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What is the funniest two legged lizard?

The stand-up chameleon.

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...