What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

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What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

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How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

Because you can never be too careful.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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Who was the funniest Communist?

Roflmao

What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?

You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...