What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

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What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?

In the punch line

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.

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What do you call a group of trees?

A communitree

What's the biggest type of tree?

A Country.

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How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?

You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...