What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

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What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

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What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

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How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

Who was the funniest Communist?

Roflmao