Funniest Jokes

Who was the funniest Communist?

Roflmao

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What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?

You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...

What is the funniest two legged lizard?

The stand-up chameleon.

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

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Humerus Jokes More Humerus Jokes

Why is it called a funny bone?

Because its humerus!

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Struggle Jokes More Struggle Jokes

What's one thing The Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Reference Jokes More Reference Jokes

What's the funniest joke that doesn't reference itself?

Clearly not this one!

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned?

Because they're infeggtious

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

Robin Williams Jokes More Robin Williams Jokes

How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping?

Good Will Hunting

What do you call a sad suicidal bird?

A Robin Williams.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

Hot Rod Jokes More Hot Rod Jokes

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.