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Who was the funniest Communist?

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What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?

You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...

What is the funniest two legged lizard?

The stand-up chameleon.

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

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Robin Williams Jokes More Robin Williams Jokes

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

What did Robin Williams say to the tortilla chip?

It's nacho fault.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down?

Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana... What did the cow say to the banana Banana... What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

Hot Rod Jokes More Hot Rod Jokes

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is a joke that works on many levels?

HR Department.

What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?

A dry doc.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.

What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.