Roflmao
Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.
You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...
The stand-up chameleon.
Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...
Because people might think you have a stutter.
A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.
Second Caribou: The litterbug.
Good karma.
You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.
There is writing on the White-out.
Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'
Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.
Ha, you really think rocks can talk
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u
ARMold SchwarzenLEGger
Because he wanted a hot rod.
A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.
