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What do you call a dead bird that was suicidal?

A Robin Williams.

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What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

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What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

What's the funniest thing you can find in a closet?

Robin Williams