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What do you call a dead bird that was suicidal?

A Robin Williams.

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What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

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What is Robin Williams doing in heaven?

Not sure, probably just hanging out.

What's the funniest thing you can find in a closet?

Robin Williams