Dead Bird Jokes

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

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Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What did the drowning number theorist say?

Logloglogloglogloglogloglogloglog

What did the drowning number theorist yell?

LOG LOG LOG LOG

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

Tub Jokes More Tub Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!