Dead Bird Jokes

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

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U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Whiskey Jokes More Whiskey Jokes

What does a cynical Irishman drink?

Whiskey sour

What does Batman take in his whiskey?

Just ice.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

He gobbles up.

Tub Jokes More Tub Jokes

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.