What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer?

Because it hurt.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

Girl Scout Jokes More Girl Scout Jokes

How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

He asks with a large smile on his face.

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

Ditch Jokes More Ditch Jokes

Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

Her blinker was on.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Cookie Crumbs Jokes More Cookie Crumbs Jokes

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.