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Ditch Jokes

What do you call Batman when he ditches church?

Christian Bale

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches?

A high medium low

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

What's it called when Batman ditches church?

Christian bail.

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

To turn the blinker off.

What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

Her blinker was on.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.