Ditch Jokes

What do you call Batman when he ditches church?

Christian Bale

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

What's it called when Batman ditches church?

Christian bail.

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

To turn the blinker off.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

Her blinker was on.

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.