Ditch Jokes

What do you call Batman when he ditches church?

Christian Bale

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What's it called when Batman ditches church?

Christian bail.

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

To turn the blinker off.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

Her blinker was on.

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.