What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

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What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic?

Nostrildamus

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What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

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What is it called when Batman leaves church?

Christian Bale...

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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Why did the celiac patient have to skip leg-day?

Because he's allergic to glutes

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.