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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What's the difference between Black man, and Batman?

Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.

What does Sodium and Batman have in common?

NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa BATMAN i'll just see myself out....

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What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.

What does a dyslexic Christian worship?

Dog

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What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

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What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

What is it called when Batman leaves church?

Christian Bale...

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Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.