Christian Bale Jokes

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church?

Christian BALE!

What is it called when Batman leaves church?

Christian Bale...

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

What do you call Batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

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What happens after it rains in gotham city?

A waynebow.

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How, you ask?

I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff.

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Batman Film Jokes More Batman Film Jokes

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What do you get when you cross Batman with Mountain Dew?

Dew diligance

What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together?

Batman.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

Why could Neo from The Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

Ditch Jokes More Ditch Jokes

What's it called when Batman ditches church?

Christian bail.

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.