Christian Bale Jokes

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church?

Christian BALE!

What is it called when Batman leaves church?

Christian Bale...

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

What do you call Batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Who's there! Crewcut! Crewcut who?

Crewcut and I'm the only one left!

Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?

Finnish Hymn!

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin Catholic

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did they skip Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9!

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What type of movies can't Batman see?

Parental Guidance.

What do you call Batman without a soul?

Bn. (B "atma" n)

Gotham City Jokes More Gotham City Jokes

What happens after it rains in gotham city?

A waynebow.

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.