Christian Bale Jokes

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church?

Christian BALE!

What is it called when Batman leaves church?

Christian Bale...

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

What do you call Batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

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A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

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You get a Christian Bale

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Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why do people say tunafish, rather than just tuna?

Is that to differentiate from the tunacow and tunagiraffe

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

What seemed to be the parrots problem?

Prolly wanted a cracker!

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What's it called when Batman ditches church?

Christian bail.

Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

Her blinker was on.

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What's a Christian's favourite chord progression?

G,Esus.

Why could Neo from The Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity

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What did the doctor say to the strange beer that walked into his clinic?

What ails you?

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

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Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do?

Ennwii

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Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off