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Christian Bale Jokes

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church?

Christian BALE!

What is it called when Batman leaves church?

Christian Bale...

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

What do you call Batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

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What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

Bale Jokes More Bale Jokes

Why is hay so unreliable?

It keeps baleing

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

Why did Batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled