Christian Bale Jokes

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church?

Christian BALE!

What is it called when Batman leaves church?

Christian Bale...

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

What do you call Batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

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Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball?

Three on three.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Ditch Jokes More Ditch Jokes

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What does Batman take in his whiskey?

Just ice.

What do you call a fusion between Batman and Superman?

The krypton-knight.

Abandon Jokes More Abandon Jokes

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat?

It was capsaicin.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.