What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

Identify Jokes More Identify Jokes

How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.