What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Identify Jokes More Identify Jokes

How do you identify a baboon?

Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!

How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body.

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.