What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

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Who wants ice cream?

Uta Hagen daz.

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

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What if Stephen Hawking was the real slim shady?

But we would never know because he couldn't stand up

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

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What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

What's one good thing about Switzerland?

Well I guess the flag's a big plus

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What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

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What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!