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What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

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Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

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How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

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What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

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What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

He's the one with patches over both eyes.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body.

Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.