What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

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Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

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Why do power lines hum?

Because they don't know the words.

How do you know Bono is selfish?

He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.

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When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

What's the opposite of marshmellow?

Well, I guess it would be marshmadness

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What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

What do you call a white woman that identifies as black?

TransRachel - credit Jennie

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What do you say to a man with no body and no nose?

No body nose.

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him!