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What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

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Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

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What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

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What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

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Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

Because he had no body to go with