Identify Jokes

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

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What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What do you call a white woman that identifies as black?

TransRachel - credit Jennie

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

How can you identify a French Infantryman?

Sunburned armpits.

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

He's the one with patches over both eyes.

How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

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How do you identify a baboon?

Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!

What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

How do you search and identify for feminist jokes in /r/jokes?

They have a "JOKE" disclaimer tag

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

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What do you call a tired tumblrina?

A nap-kin.

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What's one good thing about Switzerland?

Well I guess the flag's a big plus

Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

Tumblr User Jokes More Tumblr User Jokes

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

Hopscotts.

What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before?

Vir-jeans

What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie?

Who are you wearing *

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7

How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.