You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.
I don't know. Identify it, I guess.
They're always switching their tails!
Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.
Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!
Listen closely.
To a retail store.
By tying a knot on its tail.
Because they can't even.
Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.
One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.
One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different
Carefully
Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant
A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.
The X men!
A paradux
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
A tire
A tire.
I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.
Because he was an eye wetness.
