Identify Jokes

What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

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What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What do you call a white woman that identifies as black?

TransRachel - credit Jennie

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

How can you identify a French Infantryman?

Sunburned armpits.

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

He's the one with patches over both eyes.

How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

How do you identify a baboon?

Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!

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What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

How do you search and identify for feminist jokes in /r/jokes?

They have a "JOKE" disclaimer tag

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Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

Nap Kin Jokes More Nap Kin Jokes

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What do you call a tired tumblrina?

A nap-kin.

Weasel Jokes More Weasel Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

Paddy o' furniture

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has eyes but can't see?

Hellen Keller

Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.