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What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

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Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

Why is Tumblr so odd?

Because they can't even.

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How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

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How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

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What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.