What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

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Tumblr.

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Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

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Plus sizes!

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What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

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A waterfell.

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What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.