What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

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Why is Tumblr so odd?

Because they can't even.

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

Deterrent.

Where do Floridians wash their clothes?

In Fort Launderdale.

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What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

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What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.