What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

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What is Tumblr's favourite branch of maths?

Trigger-nometry...

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

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What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

What do you call a group of elderly virgins?

Dried Cherries

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What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch?

He died in agony!