Tumblr Jokes

What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's the name of the car of a hipster Batman?

Tumblr.

Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

Why is Tumblr so odd?

Because they can't even.

What do you call a sleepy Tumblr user?

Napkin.

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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Quantum Jokes More Quantum Jokes

What do you call a quantum physicist's hair style?

Schrdinger's cut

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

Triangle Jokes More Triangle Jokes

When is a triangle a rectangle?

When it fails

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

Trigger Nometry Jokes More Trigger Nometry Jokes

What's a feminist's favorite subject?

Trigger-nometry

What are feminists best at in mathematics?

TRIGGER-nometry

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a moving company owned by cows?

A bunch of moooovers.

What do you call a bunch of unicorns?

A unicornucopia.