Tumblr Jokes

The Cis-Teen Chapel

Because they always take a fence

Trigger-Nometry

Because it's non binary

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

Because they can't even

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

Because they can't even.

Because it has cis-trust issues

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

The gun has only one trigger

She identified as pump-kin.

Trigger-nometry...

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

Because cars don't wear clothes.

Slow down and grab some lube!!

Slow down and use some lube

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!

She identified as pump-kin.

Because they always take a fence

A milkshake!

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

Tumblr Jokes

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

What do you get when you mix triangles with Tumblr?

Why do people in tumblr like quantum computing?

What is Tumblr's least favourite show?

What is the biggest gender on Tumblr?

What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

What's the name of the car of a hipster Batman?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Why is Tumblr so odd?

What do you call a sleepy Tumblr user?

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

What is Tumblr's favourite branch of maths?

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