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What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?

Lily!

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog

How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

Ripit

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good.

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair