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What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

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Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

Practice.

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What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. And Mrs. Ball!

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's a whale's favourite brand of hair gel?

Krill Bream.

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy!

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.