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What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

They're too hard to peel.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What is Marios favorite type of pants?

Denim Denim Denim

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.