What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room?

They have to pull their own pants down.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler