What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes drive VWs?

Because they can spell it.

What's the definition of eternity?

Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What experience do you have plucking chickens?

Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.

Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!