What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them