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Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

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Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.