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Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.