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Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.

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What did the atom say to the other atom?

Let's bond!

What am I called?

Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone in his helmet?

He uses a hans free device

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle