Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.

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What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.

Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them