What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

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What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

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How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

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How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

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How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle

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How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

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What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

One.