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What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

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What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

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What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

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Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

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How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

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What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

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How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

One.

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!