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What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

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What do you call a show about puns?

A play on words.

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

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What is a parrot's favorite game?

Hide and Speak!

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

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What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

How do you make Ben Carson yell?

Watch a movie with him.

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What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

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What do Russians call their barbers?

Combrade

Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

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How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

One.

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!