What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

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What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

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How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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Where do Russian spies live?

In a Snow Den.

What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster?

Yes!

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How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

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Who's there! Barber! Barber who?

Barberd wire!

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

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How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

One.

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!