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What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

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What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?

They always want to play leap frog with him

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.

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Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

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Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

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How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day?

A barber

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What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

One.