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What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

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Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

What's the most played song at Amish parties?

Churn Down For What

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

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Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

What did the Italian Bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti

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What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

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How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

Why was there dancing at the barbers'?

And: 'Coz they just got 'beered' O.o

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How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

One.

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!