What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

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What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!

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Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

What is a mouse's favourite game?

Hide and squeak!

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What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

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Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

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What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

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Because it was a wrecked tangle

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What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber?

He's dreading it.

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How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

One.

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!