What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

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Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

Why can't DJs play pool?

They always scratch.

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

How do you hide from imminent retribution?

Karmaflage!

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Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

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He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

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What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

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He couldn't part with it.

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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

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Barbers.

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What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

One.