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What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

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Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

What kind of bears don't have teeth?

Gummi bears.)

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What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

Why'd the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough:

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!