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What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

What do you call a butler with a new set of teeth?

An endentured servant

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

See Jokes More See Jokes

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough: