What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's got no teeth and smells?

The gearbox in the wife's car...

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

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How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.