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What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

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What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

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What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.

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Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

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What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother?

Young Monster: Hee hee! He's my half-brother now!

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.