What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

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What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

What do you call a butler with a new set of teeth?

An endentured servant

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Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

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Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughter's hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.