What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!

How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you?

They grit their tooth at you.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

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How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.