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What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

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What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room?

A full set of teeth

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

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How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

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How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother?

Young Monster: Hee hee! He's my half-brother now!