What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a room?

Depends how hard you can throw them.

How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What is robin going to get for Christmas?

An oviposition set

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

South Carolina Jokes More South Carolina Jokes

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.