How much for the best friend?

Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.

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Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

Dis counts!!

Sale Jokes More Sale Jokes

How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

What did the manager of the Frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!