March Madness Sale - 25% Off

How much for the best friend?

Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.

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Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

Sale Jokes More Sale Jokes

What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

What did the manager say to his new Chinese intern?

How, are you?

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!