How much for the best friend?

Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.

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How much for the best friend?

Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

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How much for the best friend?

Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.

What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

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What did the manager of the Frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.