What do you do if your computer hums?

Tell it to change its socsks!

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How many Shia laBeouf's does it take to change a lightbulb?

NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

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How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov?

"Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names!! "