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What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How does a Russian catch fish?

A niet!

Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

Jury Jokes More Jury Jokes

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!