What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How does a Russian catch fish?

A niet!

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?

Because the subject is still to immature.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

How does a cat tell time??

In meowers

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

Why could Joseph never get anything done?

Because he was always Stalin..

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

Jury Jokes More Jury Jokes

How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!

What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.