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What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a Russian bull?

A Moscow

What is the most painful Russian dance?

Tchaikovsky's.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

Jury Jokes More Jury Jokes

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.