Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

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What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

What do you call a happy Russian?

Gladimir Putin!

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When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

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What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

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What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin.

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.