Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

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What's the Russian word for Internet outage?

Internjet

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

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How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

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How do you remember your wedding anniversary?

Forget it once.

Who's there! C-2! C-2 who?

C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time!

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Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin.