Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

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Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

Cosmonaut Jokes More Cosmonaut Jokes

What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin.

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.