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Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Where do you send bad Russian cows?

The Moolag

Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

Who's there! Adelia! Adelia who?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

Cosmonaut Jokes More Cosmonaut Jokes

What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin.

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.