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Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

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Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

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How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

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Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

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Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin.