Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

Cosmonaut Jokes More Cosmonaut Jokes

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin.