Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

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Why is Russia a very fast country?

Because the people are always Russian!

What do you call a happy Russian?

Gladimir Putin!

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Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

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What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

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What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin.

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.