What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Where do Russians get their milk from?

From Moscow

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

What do you call a temple-running frog?

Amphibiana Jones.

Secret Agent Jokes More Secret Agent Jokes

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

Russian Spy Jokes More Russian Spy Jokes

Where do Russian spies live?

In a Snow Den.

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.