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What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

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Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

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Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

Before 15:30...

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What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

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What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

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Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.