It took the bus.
Because I always get weird stairs
You Pokmon!
A transit
ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR
A peasantfeeling
Mr. Bus
You Pokémon
Drive a bus through a pride parade
Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!
Because the bus hit him.
He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!
A bus full of old people
A bus driver.
A Russian spy.
You Pokémon.
Poke 'em on.
A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
Virgin Mobile
Dead.
The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.
A stand up driver.
You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.
He got hit by a bus!
Columbus
Poke 'em on!
Because he hung around for too long.
There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.
Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.
The car and the bus both have wheels.
Because it saw the zebra crossing.
Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.
You will get exhausted.
Columbus.
He waits at the next station
You get off.
Squash.
The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.
Because they are almost never **tired**.
You will get tired.
A bus
Before 15:30...
Becka the bus is the best place to sit!
At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.
Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.
Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus
They're wheels.
You Pokémon!
A Columbus.
He waits for it at the next stop.
Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus!
Waiting for a bus.
Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.
Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"
Mr. Bus (think about it)
A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)
12 Casualties
They did not have 50 Cent.
You Pokemon
She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.
Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!
Why not 5,000 What's stopping them
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
The bus driver stops to let the kids out.
Bombs
Because telling them once wasn't enough.
A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids
Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...
LeBron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.
Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.
Officer -Sir, get out of the car.
A LOCOmotive.
An ambulance.
Some nights, I don't know.
