Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

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What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

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Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

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What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

How fast can you hack into the system!?

20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues