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Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

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How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

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What do you call 50 feminists on a bus?

Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

London Jokes More London Jokes

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?

Click Whittington

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Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.