Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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You take it to the Moo-seum.

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The car and the bus both have wheels.

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You will get exhausted.

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Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

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Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

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I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.