Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

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What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

How do you get a Charizard on a bus?

You Pokémon!

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Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

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You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

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Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.