What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

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How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

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What do you call a gnome who dresses nice?

A metronome!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

Speaker Jokes More Speaker Jokes

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.