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What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi

Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry?

A raging Boehner.