What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

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Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?

Metro gnomes

What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

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How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry?

A raging Boehner.