Speaker Jokes

What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.