How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

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What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

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Who's there! Amaso! Amaso who?

Amaso sorry you don't remember me!

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

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How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

Speaker Jokes More Speaker Jokes

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"