How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

Speaker Jokes More Speaker Jokes

What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.