How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

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What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

Speaker Jokes More Speaker Jokes

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House