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How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

Speaker Jokes More Speaker Jokes

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.