What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

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What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

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What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.