What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

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Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters?

To hunt for their food.

What food is good for the brain?

Noodle soup.

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What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

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Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.