What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

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Why are you giving a mouse any food?

That's unsanitary.

What do dark humour and food have in common?

Only some people get it.

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Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

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What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.