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What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

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Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters?

To hunt for their food.

What's the cure for world hunger?

Food

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How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

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What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.