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What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

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How do Mexicans keep their food warm?

Chicken Fajitas.

What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

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Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach?

A barffalo

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What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.