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What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

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What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?

Because the servers cannot be found

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What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

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Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.