Digest Jokes

What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

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Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly...

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

Where do all the cutest electrons hang out?

A d orbital

Chris Christie Jokes More Chris Christie Jokes

End Jokes More End Jokes

What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

High School Student Jokes More High School Student Jokes

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

What do you call high school students doing a digestive system test?

In-test teens.