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Digest Jokes

Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

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I Love Pizza & You

What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

End Jokes More End Jokes

What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier?

The punchline.

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do you find a blind man at a nudist colony?

It's not hard

Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark