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Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

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When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse