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Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

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Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse!

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.