Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse!

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

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Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse