Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

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How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

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Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school?

Because he was SO-DIMM!

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

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What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.