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Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school?

Because he was SO-DIMM!

Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse!

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

Little Horse Jokes More Little Horse Jokes

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.

Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.