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Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Who's there! Bolivia! Boliva who?

Boliva me I know what I'm talking about!

What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

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What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

Why couldn't the pony speak clearly?

He was a little hoarse.

Little Horse Jokes More Little Horse Jokes

Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!