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Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Little Horse Jokes More Little Horse Jokes

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.