What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.

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What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.

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He was a little horse

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What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.