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What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.

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What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

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What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.

What is the best remedy for cough?

A laxative.

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What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.