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What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.

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We are three. - Three - Me and my brother. - You have a brother - No why do you ask

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What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse.

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Meowcus

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What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.

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Because he was a little horse

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Pack your trunk and clear out!