What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.

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When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

If u say its not ok they give it to u for free

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What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

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Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

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Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.