What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.

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When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

It's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

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What is the best remedy for cough?

A laxative.

What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

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What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

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How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

Well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up