What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.

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What are homeless ducks always asking for?

A lil bit of quack

What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

Asks his wife. "31 black"

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What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

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What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.