What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.

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Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

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What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

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What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

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What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.