What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.

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Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

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Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.

What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus

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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

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Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.