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When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

It's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

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I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

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What is a Japanese favourite beverage that they don't remember?

Affogato

Which did you pick?

ME: I can't remember.

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How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

It's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.