When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

It's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.

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What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

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What do you call a laptop that sings?

A Dell

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.