It's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Nah, mastay
I can't remember.
One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito
A big mac*
I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!
