April Sale - 20% Off

When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

It's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

Previous Random Joke Next
Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics?

A hummingbird

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.