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Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

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How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

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Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

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Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

What do you call a dear with no eyes?

No eye-deer.

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How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Why did the broom take a nap?

It was sweepy.