Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

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The swine flu.

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Bro sure!

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Namaste.

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To watch Dablooney Toons!

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It's ok, he woke up.

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Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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I have my eye on you.

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Eyes down for a full mouse'!

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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You poke 'em on.

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A napkin.

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.