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Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How soon?

The frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."

What did the pirate say when asked how old he was?

Aye Matey!

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

Nap Jokes More Nap Jokes

What do you call a relative of a nap?

A napkin.

Why did the broom take a nap?

It was sweepy.