Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

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Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

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Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is.

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What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

What is Italian-American foreplay?

Hey! Wake up and roll over!

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Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

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What has six eyes but can't see?

Three blind mice.

What do you call a fish without any eyes?

Boneless chicken

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Poke 'em on!

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You poke poke poker face

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What do you call a relative of a nap?

A napkin.

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.