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Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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They don't get better with age

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Data!

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Nah. I'ma stay.

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Asking for a friend

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What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

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POKER FACE...!!!

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Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

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A test tickle.

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You poke 'em on.

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

What do you call a relative of a nap?

A napkin.