Who do women produce milk for?

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What type of bees make milk?

Boo bees

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.