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Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do most women like their eggs?

Ovarie-z

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?

When it's a baby elephant!

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.