Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a group of babies?

An Infantry

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.