Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

You don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.

What do you say to a woman with only one tooth?

Nice tooth.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.