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What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!

Toothbrush Jokes More Toothbrush Jokes

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

White Liquid Jokes More White Liquid Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!