What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

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Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

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Well, it worked with the slaves.

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Rub-it!

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A balloon animal!

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GingINVITEus in!

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Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

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What does CPA stand for?

Can't Produce Anything

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Because they only wanted a little drama.

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What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.