What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

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What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

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What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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What has a mouth but no teeth?

A river.

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

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How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.