What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

What are they doing?

Now I wonder the same thing.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

Amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!

Toothbrush Jokes More Toothbrush Jokes

What Is Bluetooth?

When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

White Liquid Jokes More White Liquid Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth