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What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

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How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

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What did the perverted frog say?

Rub-it!

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

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What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

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Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

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What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!