When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing
Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush
You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
A toothbrush.
Because it is not called a teethbrush.
WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.
Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.
What Ketchup
Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?
He had to parrot.
Giraffic Park!!!!!!!
So they can reach their head!
So he could shoot his mouth off.
One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.
Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!
Rub-it!
Urine it.
He wet his plants.
Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.
Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well
