Toothbrush Jokes

What Is Bluetooth?

When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

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Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

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