When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing
Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush
You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
A toothbrush.
Because it is not called a teethbrush.
WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.
Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.
That thing hurts!
A leper playing guitar.
They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.
Gross
Sonnet the hedgehog
A speedo
Because a Cadillac sits six.
A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.
A. Because they don't have balls to itch.
Rub him with oinkment.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
A long necked toothbrush!
A meowntain!
A Meow-tain!
It gives them an opportunity to.
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
