When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing
West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush
You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
Because it is not called a teethbrush.
Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.
She turned it over and used the other side.
Skip to my loo.
50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.
Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.
Two test tickles
Because he was always pinching things.
You've got a lot of potential, son.
Mount Rushmore
You can afford four fjord forders' fords.
A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.
Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth
If it was invented anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
