When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing
Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush
You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
A toothbrush.
Because it is not called a teethbrush.
WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.
Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.
Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.
They can wear casual clothes to work
A hedgehog.
They both gotta go fast.
Polar-oids
Incase onion rings
Take away his credit card.
When hunger strikes.
Pretty much anything, just no Scope.
Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.
We can still be brother and sister.
Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
Wet noses
Urine it.
It's approaching with deceptive speed.
Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)
