What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

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What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

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Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

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What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

What do you call a gnome who dresses nice?

A metronome!