What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer?

Something that goes straight for the juggler!

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

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What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

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What do you call a gnome who dresses nice?

A metronome!

How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.