What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

Previous Random Joke Next

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

Gnome Jokes More Gnome Jokes

What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome: Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.