Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)
It didn't hit the car's windshield.
Dental floss!
Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...
Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!
Gnomenclature.
A metronome!
