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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the Reddit admins do for Christmas?

Removed

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

IPatch

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

Pi Neapple Jokes More Pi Neapple Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.