What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

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Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?

Elephanta Claus!

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

What is Apple's favorite song?

Hit the Road Jack

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

Pi Neapple Jokes More Pi Neapple Jokes

What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple