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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do orphans get at Christmas?

Lonely.

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

Pi Neapple Jokes More Pi Neapple Jokes

Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!