What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at Starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

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What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.