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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?

Because they're not PC

What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

Pi Neapple Jokes More Pi Neapple Jokes

What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D