What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

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What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

Reasons unknown

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What did Piotr get for Christmas?

Your iPod!

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!**

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What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!