Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

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Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

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Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.