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Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

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What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

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What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

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Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre