Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

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What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car.

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Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?

The Logo.

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Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.