Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

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What type of car does a Loch Ness Monster Drive?

A nissan

What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!

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Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.