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Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

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What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

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Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

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What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm!

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake