Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common?

They are both 8........

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.