What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

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Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9

Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

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What do you ask from Santa Claus this year?

Oh, just 50 dollars, like always.

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

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How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

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How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

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What's a parrot's favourite game?

Monopoly!

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.