Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
Because my PC is a Dell.
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window
Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.
Crisp Cringle.
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
They're afraid of change.
None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
Because seven "ate" nine.
Pigs don't fit in chimneys.
Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.
He built hotels on Pork Place.
Monopoly!
