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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What do you ask from Santa Claus this year?

Oh, just 50 dollars, like always.

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Why did Kesha switch "$" back to an "s"?

Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

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Why did Microsoft name their new operating system Windows 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9!

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

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How does Chris Martin play monopoly?

With a paira, paira, pairadice

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.