What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

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What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on.

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

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Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10?

They were trying to keep their German market.

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP

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Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

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How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.