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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

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Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP

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What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

How does Santa Claus take pictures?

With his North Pole-aroid.

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Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

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What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

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What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.

How does Chris Martin play monopoly?

With a paira, paira, pairadice