What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

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How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

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What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

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Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

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Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

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How does Chris Martin play monopoly?

With a paira, paira, pairadice

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.