What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

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Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

Why is there no Windows 6 or Windows 9?

Windows 6 got scared because Windows 7 8 9

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

Why did Kesha switch "$" back to an "s"?

Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Chimney Jokes More Chimney Jokes

What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

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How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.

What's a parrot's favourite game?

Monopoly!