Why can't you shop in the UAE?

There's nothing Dubai.

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Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Where do psychopaths shop?

In sainsburys

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Why doesn't Dubai screen 'The Flintstones'?

Because Abu Dhabi doooo.

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

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What do you say when you leave the UAE?

Dubai-bye!

Why can't you shop in the UAE?

There's nothing Dubai.